Apr 29
If I was Nora...
- Patch: Last I heard, homecoming requires a date.
- Me: Yeah, about that. I'm sort of going with Scott.
- Patch: Why go with him if you have me?
- Me: Okay. If you want to be my date, you have to do what I say.
- Patch: Deal.
- Me: This is what you're gonna wear.
- Patch: Uhh. What exactly are you referring to?
- Me: Can't you see?
- Patch: That's because you're holding nothing?
- Me:
- Patch:
- Me:
- Patch:
- Me:
- Patch:
- Me:
- Patch:
- Me: Your point, exactly?
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Apr 25
1 fato: Toda mãe já falou: ‘MEU DEUS! IMAGINA SE PEGA NO OLHO?’
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